The CABARET THEATRE  will be the place for you !
Make it happen...and then be a part of it...

I Will  Support

Corporate Office:
101 C   J. Michaels Lane
Jeannette, PA 15644

​Performance Venue
227 Main Street
Latrobe, PA 15650


Support Matters

Nothing can stand for long without SUPPORT

The Cabaret Theatre wants to stand strong, and it can....
...with YOUR support.

Here are some ways...big and small...that you can support this exciting venture.
We will take your orders at 724-527-7775 or at jcabaret@comcast.net 

"Let your Freak Flag fly!" 
Wherever you park your car, this handsome bumper sticker will say "I'm proud to be a part of The Cabaret Theatre."


Fun Fact:  Because every penny counts, when you purchase your snazzy bumper sticker, yours will be one of the 38,000 we would need to sell in order to lift the thermometer to $190,000.  Oops!  Our mistake.  Adding the cost of production and mailing ($2.50), we would need to sell 76,000.  Do-able?

ORDER YOUR BEAUTIFUL BUMPER STICKER AT jcabaret@comcast.net or call the office 724-527-7775.  Make check payable to The Cabaret Theatre.

And if you want to make an investment in our future, we are introcucing...THE "I-Believe-It-Will-Come-To-Pass" pass.

The "I-Believe-It-Will-Come-To-Pass" Pass for ONE admission

For the BELIEVER.......
This simple little piece of paper will
guarantee ONE FREE ADMISSION to any Cabaret Theatre show at any time in the future.  For the ultra low price of $10.00 now, this ticket is guaranteed to admit one even if our ticket prices soar to $1000.00 or even higher.  Buy NOW and enjoy 
​LATER.  Show your faith that the theatre will open and flourish!

I Believe It Will Come to Pass


Good for Any Production at The Cabaret Theatre

ORDER NOW AND ENJOY LATER.  The "I Believe It Will Come to Pass" Pass is a vote of confidence in our ability to bring this dream to reality.  Order your pass at jcabaret@comcast.net or by phone at 724-527-7775.

...and for the ULTIMATE believer... those who really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, believe .........a 3-Admission Pass


Attentione, Fashionistas!
Prance through town and country in
sartorial splendor...and...spread the word about The Cabaret Theatre at the same time

Still in the design phase, there will be some color added to these theatre masks...one agonizing in the flames, the other enjoying the cool, refreshing spray of the sprinkler system that will cost so very much!  This masterwork by Chris Paluzzi comes to you in S, M, L, and XL for the special "benefit" price of.


Order one or a dozen or even more by calling 724-527-7775

Calling all nostalgia buffs!  Look what we found in the 
basement of the old Paramount/Manos Theatre

From the way they were stacked and from what we know of the old configuration of the theatre, we believe they are from the original box office that stood near the center of the building just off the sidewalk.  There are ONLY 100 of them in good condition and we will 
mark them 1 of 100, 2 of 100, etc. and then seal coat them and add a beautiful ribbon.  They'll make an extraordinarily interesting doorstop and/or conversation piece.  Go on.  Be a brick about it and get one before they are all sold.  This lovely item can be yours for a mere 

​$100.00 per Brick

Time for a little break in your shopping experience.  Let's do a little Math.
Let's say we sell the following:

100 Bumper Stickers (2.50 profit).....                                           $   250.00
100 Admit One Tickets..........................                                              1,000.00
100 Admit Three Tickets.......................                                              2,500.00
100 T-Shirts................................................                                               3,500.00
100 Souvenir Bricks................................                                             10,000.00

TOTAL.............................................................................................      $17,250.00

Not a bad haul.  It will take us almost to the first line of our thermometer. A good beginning...but let's see there must be something else we can sell besides our integrity which we will need to keep if we are going to remain true to doing the kind of theatre work we are commited to.  So...let's see.
Ah, yes....


The very talented David Kindl (owner and operator of Kindlkraft) is fashioning a beautiful wooden centerpiece for the fourteen (14) tables on the main floor of the theatre.  It will hold napkins, stir sticks, etc. and it will be emblazoned with the theatre masks.  The design is a HUGE secret, but if you know David's work, you know it will be stunning.  On it will be a place for the name of the table sponsor.  

This "copied" pic from
internet files cannot be compared to David's fine work.  You will be proud to have anyone who sits at YOUR table see YOUR name on this piece of fine craftsmanship.


Only fourteen (14) available


​(for you high rollers who bet on the future)


Four (4) Admissions to Any Event at the Theatre
for a period of one (1) year beginning when the donor chooses a date.  (10 productions on average per year at approximately $20 per admission equals $200 X 4 = $800)


Four (4) Admissions to Any Event at the Theatre for a period of two (2) years beginning when the donor chooses a date.  (10 productions on average per year at approximately $20/admission equals $200 X 4 = $800 X 2 = $1600​​


Six (6) Admissions to Any Event at the Theatre for a period of two (2) years beginning when the donor chooses a date.  ​(10 productions on average per year at approximately $20 per admission equals $200 X 6 = $1200 X 2 = $2400)


Eight (8) Admissions to Any Event at the Theatre for a period of two (2) years beginning when the donor chooses a date.  Complimentary soft drinks and snacks. ​(10 productions on average per year at approximately $20 per admission equals $200 X 8 = $1600 X 2 = $2800 + refreshments)


How about doing something sweet for someone you're sweet on?  For a donation of $3,000.00 you may name the Sweet Shoppe...

​Georgie Johnson's

Cabaret Sweet Shoppe
& Gourmet Popcorn Emporium

Three Year Period with renewable option

Or perhaps you prefer to name The Soda & Snack Bar for $3,000.00

Sally Mae Nelson's
Soda & Snack Bar 

​Unusually Tasty Snacks                                   Exotic Flavored Sodas


Three Year Period with renewable option

honor a name or  advertise a business for $6,000.00
Only two (2) available..one ladies and one gents

Permanent Naming: no need to renew

We've provided each GENTLEMAN  guest
a beautiful place to rest.
Because the best...
Deserve the best.

ADA Accessible Restrooms 
courtesy of
Harrison Heights Plumbing & Heating
822 Heights Place...Yourtown, Pa.
Delivering Quality Service Since 1969

Dedicate the Lobby to a loved one or the family name...
For those of you who didn't know, yes...there are people out there who can afford this kind of gift.  They know who they are and we are counting on their generosity for this worthwhile project.

The Luna Lobby
This lobby is dedicated to our
Emilio & Generosa Luna
They  loved, worked hard    
and made our family
large and strong.

       Gerardo, Jenny, Emil, Gabriella, & Anthony Luna

Georgio  & Stella Antola, Mario & Gina Cantini
​Susan & Frankie Luna,  Maria & Mike Gordon
Sylvia & John Jenka,  Dora & Ken Bragdon

Family love is the greatest blessing in life.

​Alla famiglia!

Five Year Period with Renewable Option

Or...Name the Mainstage
Every production or event will be advertised as taking place on the Name-of-Donor Mainstage

Five-Year Period with Renewable Option

Now Showing
on the 

Neil Simon's The Odd Couple


Or...Name the Stage Down Under 
Every production or event will be advertised as taking place on the Name-of-Donor Mainstage

Five-Year Period with Renewable Option

Tonight Only

on the

Joe Kingsly Stage Down Under

Western Pennsylvania

Or...Name the New 1940's Retro Bar & Lounge

Seven Year Period with Renewable Option

"In the Mood" for a "Midnight
Serenade?"  That "String of Pearls" won't mean a thing to anyone "If You Ain't Got That Swing"

Swing it at     RICHIE RICH'S
                            "Deep Purple" Lounge


*(Renewal Option Negotiable)

We know a lot of people who think we're crazy for investing everything we have in this project...and sometimes what they say gets to us and we begin to doubt.  But...when those times happen, what do we do?  We turn to the Arts, and in particular to theatre.  That's where we find the strength to go on.   Here are a few examples...and yes, they are (all except one) from movies...and that's because of the rules about filming live productions.  If you have some time and want to understand what keeps us going, take a few minutes and be reminded of our potential as human beings.  
                                                                                                                                          JC & BJ

Don't tell me not to live
Just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's
A ball of butter
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade

​We intend to do it no matter who says what.

Tomorrow we'll discover
What our God in Heaven has in store.
One more dawn!
One more day!
One day more!


​We intend to use what time we have.

Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
'Till you find your dream

​We intend to try while we can.

We intend to let it happen.

Anything can happen; it's a marvel!
You can be a butterfly or just stay larval.
Stretch your mind beyond fantastic.
Dreams are made of strong elastic.
Take some sound advice and don't forget it:
Anything can happen, if you let it.

Audio only.  Getting usable clips of Mary Poppins is very difficult.  Sorry.  But... the words!  The words are worth listening to.

...and these strong, hopeful messages are not only in musicals; they also permeate writing non-musical scripts for the stage and screen....

 You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! 

We intend to honor our humanity.

We intend to go on and on and on until we can't go any further.

 You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well I'm not licked. And I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause. 

We intend to use this moment in time as best we can.

Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

When we band together,
impossibilities vanish.

That's it! That's our pitch.   To the extent that you can, stand with us as we move toward the goal.    Thank you.
                                                                                                                              JC & BJ